We have seen all the hilarity and
chaos over Melania Trump doing what white people in America did to make this
country what it is: take the credit for making something that was really the
hard, uncredited work of a black person. When she plagiarized Michelle Obama’s
2008 speech, she claimed ahead of it that she wrote it herself. Trump claimed
it. Fox News used the excuse that she used words that are common. Trump aids
quoted Twinklebutt Rainlight from My Little Pony on live TV to prove how M.
Trump’s speech used just common themes. Other conservatives tried to claim that
her speech just reflected basic American values.
It definitely did, which is why
Michelle Obama wrote it 8 years ago. Here’s the thing that no one can defend:
in MelaniChelle’s speech, she used the term, “your word is your bond”. THAT’S A
BLACK PEOPLE PHRASE! Have you not listened to 90’s conscious hip-hop? Real woke
brothers have been saying that for years! The only white people who say that
are the ones who hang with black people, and last I checked, Melania’s crew is
pretty melanin deficient. Her husband’s spray tan doesn’t make him “colored”. “Word
is bond” is where ya messed up, Mellie! In her defense, though, I’m sure the
rest of the Trump camp thought the phrase was some translated Eastern European
proverb or something. You know their asses never heard of Sadat X!
All this talk is burying the
lead, though. Two things happened in the wake of this controversy beside the
Trump Mansplanation Machine getting revved up to 11. For one thing, MelTrizzles
proved that Republicans really do like what the Obamas have to say. They said
that they were “inspired” by the speech. This is the same speech that the same
Republicans said they hated 8 years ago. We saw this with Obamacare and the
President’s war tactics. All of these things that were championed by Republican
governors and presidents before, but since it was Obama, the policies are
tyranny or socialism or ineptness or whateverthefuck. So Melania Trump does
Michelle Obama’s speech, and now it’s trill? OK. So it’s just the packaging for
the delivery that you don’t like. You don’t like what Brown can do for you; you
want [Whatever the hell FedEx’s motto is]. Got it. You all just showed your
asses.
The second thing that happened: hours
ago, Meredith McIver, the Trump aide tasked with checking/editing Mel Treezy’s speech,
issued an apology for not being more diligent in her duties. She apologized to
both Trumps and Mrs. Obama. She even
offered her resignation, but Trump didn’t accept it. This is huge. Thanks to
this speech debacle, someone in the Trump campaign apologized. Let me re-type
that properly…
MICHELLE OBAMA GOT A TRUMP
SUPPORTER TO APOLOGIZE! She didn’t even lift a finger! None of the memes
spreading came from the White House. That was all us! Do you not see? The key
to calm and harmony is Michelle Obama! She is the black Madonna, or as black people
call her, “Madonna”! We just need to get Melania to plagiarize more of her
stuff! Let’s have her plagiarize her health measures! Have Michelle Obama talk
about climate change and immigration policy! We put the wrong damn Obama in
office with the wrong damn running mate!
Obama/Trump 2020!
…Just not the husbands.
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