Wednesday, July 22, 2009

The Highwaymen's Folley

A non-work related Chronicle of Nonsense!

One day the week prior, Squire Bugiganga was called by a group of highwaymen that he owed their vassal money for medical services provided by him. Squire Bugiganga KNEW he paid the vassal, and upon receiving proof from his financial caretaker, crafted the letter below. Though the body of the text is not very interesting, it is suggested you zoom in to about 500%, or as close to maximum zoom you can go in your browser.

Squire Bugiganga enjoyed scribing this letter, because holds less affection for highwaymen than he does for T-Pain and Marlon Wayans...actually if there was some way Marlon Wayans, T-Pain, R. Kelly, Paris Hilton and a copy of "Soul Plane" were able to combine into one mega-beast like the Decepticon Devestator, Squire Bugiganga's abhoration of that 50-foot conglomeration of humanity's social swill would still pale in comparison for his distaste for highwaymen.


Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Independent Recovery Resources, Inc. Suck it.

Collection Service Suck it.

PO Box 24228 Suck it.

Newark, NJ 07189-0001 Suck it.

+1 (866) 683-2253 Suck it.

Dear Sir or Madam: Suck it.

Subject: Account #1111111

You contacted me twice regarding a debt that I allegedly to Samaritan Medical Center via North County Emergency Medical in Watertown, NY. This debt was in the amount of $150, for an emergency hospital visit I made in January 2008. Suck it.

As I told you twice over the phone, I do NOT owe anything to Samaritan Medical center, as I sent a check for my bill on 06 October 2008, and the check was cashed 14 October 2008. A copy of that check is attached with this letter. Suck it.

I also told you both times that I talked to you to not contact me again, but you did so regardless, one time after 20:00, blatantly ignoring the rules of the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act, 15 U.S.C. §§ 1692-1692p, § 804 and § 805. I have already reported your violations to the Federal Trade Commission, and if you do not wish for me to take civil legal action, you will not contact me again. In addition to removing me from your call list, report to all credit reporting agencies that this is an errant bill, tell Good Samaritan/North County Emergency Medical that I owe them nothing, and, I reiterate: do NOT contact me again. Suck it.

Respectfully, Suck it.

Christopher James Thompson Suck it.

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