Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Bachmann, Santorum, and Slavery!

Tasks for today:

  1. Read this: Conservative Group Backtracks on Marriage Pledge Slavery Language
  2. Get a little bit miffed. Michelle Bachmann and Rick Santorum signed this. You think, “I know I don’t agree with them or their politics, but they definitely could not have read this, with such historically inaccurate and racist language in it.”
  3. Research more: Michele Bachmann Slavery Gaffes Continue; Iowa marriage pledge continues to stir controversy
  4. Get a little bit more miffed. Repeat: Michelle Bachmann and Rick Santorum signed this! Are they that hard up for votes that they would try to “defend marriage” by alienating black voters? Do they even realise how racist they look right now?
  5. Find the original document: Family Leader Marriage Vow
  6. See the offending language on the VERY FIRST PAGE. Repeat: MICHELE BACHMANN AND RICK SANTORUM SIGNED THIS!!!! >:-o What. The. F***! It’s on the FIRST PAGE! You cannot miss it! It pops out at you like the end of a f***ing cracked whip (…too soon?)! That means that either they are truly bigoted a**holes who don’t care about anyone who is not just like them, they get their ideas of American history from such Hollywood classics as “Birth of a Nation”, “Passion of Christ”, and Disney’s overtly racist “Song of the South”, where the slaves were happy to play and frolic and tell tall tales to the massa’s children, or they are complete f***ing morons who make you wish their parents were pro-choice!…you know what? Why choose? Why can’t it be all of the above?
  7. RE-REGISTER TO VOTE! There is NO way I’m going to sit and let my country be taken over by these people!
  8. TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO REGISTER TO VOTE!!!!! VOTE OR DIE, MOTHERF***ERS! THIS S*** JUST GOT REAL!
  9. Repeat step 8 until ALL your friends, and your friends’ friends, are registered!
  10. Email Dan Savage and tell him Santorum’s name deserves a meaning worse than what it already has. Bachmann needs an equally offending meaning, if not worse.
Sometimes, I think that in order to maintain one's citizenship, politicians should be required to take the same citizenship test that immigrants have to take. If/when they fail, they should get their citizenship revoked and be deported to the country of their ancestors' origins. Their citizenship would then be transferred to their undocumented house servants.

2 comments:

  1. So you think it is racist to blame the failure of African American marriages in recent years on a half black president who has been in office not even one full term? You mean that divorce rates rising over the last 30+ years under all of those white presidents should not be blamed on the current president because he doesn't get sunburned as easily? It is a cheap ploy to debase a president who they do not like for many reasons: color of skin, political views, etc. Oh, and rally together undereducated conservatives who would rather have a nation run by whites. I saw that movie Mandingo, and that shit will not happen again: Question: "Can I kiss you?" Response: "Only if it is a cousin kiss." WTF does that mean? People of the same sex shouldn't wed but it is okay that their grandparents owned other humans and were cousins?

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  2. So you think it is racist to blame the failure of African American marriages in recent years on a half black president who has been in office not even one full term? You mean that divorce rates rising over the last 30+ years under all of those white presidents should not be blamed on the current president because he doesn't get sunburned as easily? It is a cheap ploy to debase a president who they do not like for many reasons: color of skin, political views, etc. Oh, and rally together undereducated conservatives who would rather have a nation run by whites. I saw that movie Mandingo, and that shit will not happen again: Question: "Can I kiss you?" Response: "Only if it is a cousin kiss." WTF does that mean? People of the same sex shouldn't wed but it is okay that their grandparents owned other humans and were cousins?

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