I was going to say something about Kim Kardashian’s divorce
filing from [insert famous rich black guy], but I remembered that I don’t give
a flying f***.
I will say this, though: I noticed that “Kardashian” and “Cardassian”
are phonetically similar. Both are not of this land originally. Both are known
for large protrusions on their bodies. Both wear tight clothing. Most
interestingly, they both think that they are much more important than they
really are, expect others to cater to them, and are really just a bunch of
shallow, attention-whoring a**holes.
…and I read this back to myself and realise why I’m still
single…
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